Soon after telling anxious Americans that our country was so broke we had to cut $40 billion from the Food Stamps that support at-risk families, Republicans have burned through a full year’s worth of those cuts in costs associated with their reckless government shutdown. How long did it take? Just two days.
“If the option is either feeding poor kids, seniors and the disabled or being total dickwads,” said Eric Cantor, “We’re committed to being dickwads.”
Speaker John Boehner disagreed. “Eric maybe a dickwad,” he said. “But I’m not. I’m a total fucking shitheel.”
He may have been drunk, noted our reporter.