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Majority of Canadians say they would still rather keep Rob Ford than take Ted Cruz back

The Daily Edge

 

Despite today’s admission that he has smoked crack cocaine, new polls show that a majority of Canadians would still rather keep Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in Canada than be forced to take back ex-Canadian Ted Cruz.

“Of course, we’re embarrassed by revelations that our Mayor has smoked crack cocaine,” said Penny Farthing, a resident of the city’s Scarborough neighborhood, “but Holy Lord Jesus, we’d rather keep this tragically flawed human being than take back that mad-eyed Tea Party lunatic Ted Cruz.”

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Rob Ford, meanwhile, insisted that he would not resign. “All I did was smoke crack cocaine,” he said. “And I can’t even be blamed for that. Michele Bachmann assured me it was Obamacare. It’s not like I tweeted a picture of my Anthony Weiner.” He chuckled, then, after a slight pause, added: “Weiner. Do you get it?”

Full story: http://www.salon.com/2013/09/30/michele_bachmann_compares_obamacare_to_crack/

 


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