On Sunday 60 Minutes apologized for including a liar who was trying to promote his book of lies on the program. They stand by the rest of the story though. And they should.
Because we conservatives know in our heart that something is wrong here. Four Americans died, so the president must have done something wrong. And it turns out that this president has neglected to save Americans overseas in distress for years, going all the way back to 1983. It’s true– Obama did nothing to save the Marines in Beruit in 1983. No one disputes that, and yet the liberal mainstream media has never brought it up! Never!
So don’t tell me Obama did all he could. We know for a fact that there were many options available at the time, and Obama did nothing. For example:
Obama didn’t call Thor for help.
Or the Hulk.
Or even Captain America.
I’m sure Iron Man would’ve helped if only the President had asked him.
Not one member of the Justice League was called into action.
And any one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could have saved the day for in return for nothing more than a pizza.
I’ve checked Fox News and they have no report of the Bat Signal being lit on the night of September 11, 2012.
House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa has subpoenaed these heroes to see if they were ever called, and not one responded to say that the president had called on that fateful night in September 11, 2012.
So I ask all Americans to stand with Sen. Lindsey Graham and Rep. Issa in calling for more hearings on Benghazi. Take to Twitter, to email, to Facebook to make sure that all your friends and family know that Obama didn’t call one superhero for help– Marvel or DC. And be sure to use ALL CAPS so they know it’s the truth.
Thank you and God Bless Real America.
NOTE: Thanks to Kicking Ass For Middle Class for riffing on this idea with me on this.