Steve Martin playing Ted Cruz, a Tea-Party Republican “Causing Americans Pain”, for the Holidays.
But hey, he’s a tea party senator, and a $2 Million dollar success!!!
When I was young and just a bad a little kid, my papa saw tea party things I did; shooting Mexicans with a BB gun, stealing kids lunches and when I was done? I’d find an ostrich and skin his head!
That’s when my papa said, be a tea-party senator, you like causing Americans pain! Be a Tea-Party Senator, people will pay you big bucks, just to be inhumane! I didn’t come to DC to make friends.
I’m a tea-party senator and I enjoy the job that I picked! I’m a tea-party senator and I get off on the pain I can inflict!
I thrill when I take away health care, even though its fiscally irresponsible. And though it may cause you distress. Somewhere, somewhere in a Conservative Values Summit, I know, I know, that my papa’s proud of me, oh papa!
I’m a Tea-Party Senator and a success!