For the last several years those liberal idiots have been pushing the lie that homosexuality isn’t a choice and it can’t be cured. They even drove a few places that could cure gay out of business. But finally, there’s good news– a new cure has been found!
Yes, that’s right. Several men who had been enthusiastically practicing the homosexual lifestyle for years (and even decades!) have reported that after reading the interview in GQ with Phil Robertson that they have been cured. You’ll recall those brave words of the Duck Commander:
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus, that’s just me … I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
One man, Jase, tells us that “for years I’d had people berating me for being a sinner, telling me it was wrong. But no one had ever spelled it out logically to me. Thank you, Duck Commander!”
Another man named Willie, who had been a homosexual for more than a decade and had even gotten gay married in California, says that “Phil’s candor and reasoning was so helpful. I don’t have a vagina, so I didn’t know it was better. But then I thought, hey, maybe he’s right. Maybe the vagina does have more to offer. I should try this.”
Willie said his husband refused to hear the logic of the Duck Commander, and refused to give him a divorce. But the good news is that Willie just moved to Louisiana where his marriage was not recognized, and so now he’s free to marry any woman he wants.
It’s all so inspiring! After all these years, finally, a cure. So pass these stories on to the gay men in your life, true believers. For they may not hear of it since the liberal media would never allow these stories to get on the air.
And let’s hope these stories will inspire 15-year-old girls to follow Phil Robertson’s program, then we can finally have the country the founders wanted, instead of having it mucked up by all those feminists wanting crazy things like control over their own bodies.
NOTE: All photos used in this post first appeared here on A&E’s web site.