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The Arizona Bible, and the 5 Commandments of Cake

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Arizona Christians use a different Bible than other Christians.

How do we know? In the Arizona Bible, there is apparently a commandment that says Thou shalt not sell cake to the homosexuals. As reported in an exclusive article for LiberalBias.com, the “regular” Bible doesn’t contain any such passage.

What other special commandments are in the Arizona Bible? It’s hard to say. But we are pretty sure they are very strict about baked goods. Here are some of the most likely possibilities:

5 Commandments of Cake

Excerpt from the Arizona Bible, 2014 Edition