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Palin promises due diligence on endorsements

Palin promises due diligence on endorsements
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Sarah Palin has reassured real Americans that she would do "thorough, intense, painstaking" due diligence on all 2014 GOP candidates before bestowing her coveted endorsement on their campaigns. "I'll be askin' 3 simple questions before a earns my coveted Wasilla Hockey Mom Lipstick Seal of Approval," she told supporters. "One, is this candidate goin' to win and make me look good? Two, has he ever worn mom jeans? And three, Benghazi." Palin said her new focus on "thoroughful thoroughness" was an attempt to move beyond the tremendous embarrassment John McCain caused the GOP in making a truly awful selection as Vice Presidential running mate in 2008.
Obama is too soft on that gorgeous Russian, say Republicans

Obama is too soft on that gorgeous Russian, say Republicans
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Republicans continued today to accuse President Obama of weakness in the face of Russian President Vladimir Putin's aggressive military action in Ukraine. "Putin is like Hitler," said Senator Lindsey Graham, "If Hitler were a mix of Cary Grant, Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson. America should not be seduced by this tyrant. I have warned Obama not to look directly into those steely blue eyes. Bush did that once. He never came back."
Palin applauds Oscar for 12 Years a Slave: “We need more films about owing money to China”

Palin applauds Oscar for 12 Years a Slave: “We need more films about owing money to China”
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“Gay marriage destroyed the traditional Oscars,” claims Rick Santorum

“Gay marriage destroyed the traditional Oscars,” claims Rick Santorum
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Santorum highlighted several of the ways that Ellen's performance as host destroyed the "traditional" Oscars: "Last year, Seth MacFarlane did that hilarious 'We Saw Your Boobs' number which was totally straight and only offensive to the 78% of Americans who don't get Seth's misogynistic humor. This year, we had none of that. Instead we had an adorable lesbian serving pizza on paper plates, taking selfies that crashed Twitter and being totally adorbs for the entire show. It was disgusting."
“God is the only judge I have to answer to,” says judge, jury and executioner of Trayvon Martin

“God is the only judge I have to answer to,” says judge, jury and executioner of Trayvon Martin
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Fox News wishes all its viewers a Happy Valentine’s Day
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Rand Paul to argue new NSA lawsuit with paper bag over his head

Rand Paul to argue new NSA lawsuit with paper bag over his head
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100 mph gusts cause havoc in flood-hit Britain. Donald Trump responds.

100 mph gusts cause havoc in flood-hit Britain. Donald Trump responds.
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BREAKING: George Zimmerman’s celebrity boxing match cancelled

BREAKING: George Zimmerman’s celebrity boxing match cancelled
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Rand Paul: “Congratulations, ladies, you’ve won the War on Women!”

Rand Paul: “Congratulations, ladies, you’ve won the War on Women!”
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